do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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