We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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