i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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