i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you win again, gameday.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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