I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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