Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
