my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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