Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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