It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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