My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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