so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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