So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
its liver damage thursday
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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