Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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