The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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