drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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