If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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