I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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