Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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