Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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