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Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.

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(602): View more from Arizona

either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.

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(256): View more from Alabama

i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.

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dude how high are you right now?

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do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.

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(313): View more from Michigan

is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday

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(949): View more from California

he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.

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I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom

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