Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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