There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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