these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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