There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
