And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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