This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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