your room smells of hookers.
And success
Don't make out with my wife yet
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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