Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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