What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
