I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it glows. i had to have it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I am available for nakedness
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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