Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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