just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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