I am puke
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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