Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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