You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Jerry, you need to find god
well you can't waste a boner
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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