Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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