You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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