Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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