but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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