You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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