Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
