She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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