Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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