Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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