And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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