no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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