how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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