Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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