I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize
