there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I know her cup size but not her name....
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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